[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' (Not for hurting me but because it didn't do what I wanted.)
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(Yes, and in too.)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Who doesn't?)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Through a bush?)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (It is not possible.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (Well... yes...)
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (And others feet too.)
[x] You have choked on your own spit.(And not only when I was laughing.)

TOTAL: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have caught something on fire by accident. (Usually it is not by accident but it happends.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (I don't always need a straw for that.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (When I'm very consentrated at something... like drawing.)

TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. (Never!)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (At least it feels that way, but the music in my head never stops.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (It has happend.)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 12

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Just to be sure.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (It was a long time ago.)
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.(To many times to count them.)

TOTAL: 16

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. (I don't meen to.)
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (That was also a long time ago.)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling (No, but when I was a kid I was affraid of the bathroom floor because of al the figures that I saw there. I stopped looking at the floor because of that but I can still see the figures if I try.)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.(um...yeas.)
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (Does it actually meen something?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.(I think my hearing is a bit bad.)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Of course!)

Total: 23

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ?% Mentally Ill.